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Bragging about how awesome your twitter fight was is kind of like talking about how great crashing your car was.
Is there a way for Congress to shut down the tweets about the government shutdown?
Girls, just because you say "#nomnomnom" at the end of a tweet about eating doesn't make it any less gross or make me give any more fucks.
Sorry I haven't been on Twitter for a week everybody, I made the mistake of asking Mr. Harrison how he was doing.
So does French Montana have fans or....how does he work?
If there's ONE thing Twitter needs, it's an account based on the Condescending Wonka meme. Wouldn't that be great?
If you gave me Air Jordan XV's for free, I would not wear them. They are that ugly.
Music. Sports. Overwhelmingly mediocre jokes. One time @SREED3R40 told me he read one of my tweets and liked it.