Match fixed. Federer nay paisay khaye hoay hain. #TweetlikeaPakistani

@khanacademy @mitocw @aiclass @dbclass = future of education from grade 1 to college.

I say IK should dress up as santa claus for his karachi jalsa.

@azkhawaja @mahobili cant wait for insaafians to caption a pic of mian saab embracing imran on his bed with "jhuk k mil rha hay.Asal auqaat"

just took the first @aiclass lecture. super awesome. :) i wish all classes were online and sooo interesting.

@hamster41 @azkhawaja @haiderka :p pic.twitter.com/ieOqGhUjEn

@samadk syasi yateemoon ka aik hi nara/imran khan hamara, imran khan hamara!

@shumyl @goodyaaar Do you deliver Watermelon? #BlackPeopleHelplineCalls

If i were @ngranjha, this would be the right time for me to delete my account.

Irvine 11 (UC Irvine students who interrupted Israeli Ambassador's speech at UC) found guilty. #WTF http://t.co/81PgZqXC

Whenever Nadal scores, i feel like a girl who just hit puberty. #Tweetlike @hamster41

Aj k din @azkhawaja ko credit dena chahiye, for giving us the greatest hashtag of all time. #LoveYouMianSaab

Everyone at teen-talwar right now has balls of steel.

"Hum sher ki qabar ka trial nahi honay dain gay." N 'jiyala' to WWF

hahaha! Pakistan Embassy twitter account reply to a stupid tweet.  https://twitter.com/PakEmbassyDC/status/330823156191346688 …

"Worse comes to worst, we'll get married." Friends (a couple) discussing their life plans. #LOL

Looking at the events in last 48 hours, they should declare Karachi and Boston twin cities now.

@mirza9 @shakirhusain Track 3: Bhag dk bose dk bose dk

Cant contest elections. Cant leave Pakistan. Arrest warrant issued. What a fucking disgrace, what a turn around of fate.

wait, what?  https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/306126_432957056787067_1584313121_n.jpg …