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String Theory: If you see a string you do not wanna go in there it could get messy.
Is the opposite of constipated prostipated?
When I sneeze I always say "excuse me"before you can say "bless you". If I wanted your blessing I'd beat it out of you.
I used to be a spy and was an expert sniper until I stopped lying. Oh, I also had a big weiner.
When I was 12 I discovered my imaginary friend Penis, I've played with him ever since.
I think my Google search history puts me on Santa's Naughty List.
Only need 2 more followers to get to 300. Come on over to the dork side. I hate you.
This 140 character thing makes me use words like; musta, kinda, coulda, and fuck alot.
Is Dick Clark doing the rapture countdownm
Giving a shit is alot harder than taking one.
Flash mobs are nothing more than a desperate cry for attention and automatic rifle fire.
1. you can light cat's farts
2. cats don't like having their farts lit
3. I only learned 2 things
I hooked a rotary dial phone up to my computer to use Skype, my computer laughed at me and started playing Oregon Trail all by itself.
Don't worry I don't bite.
I'm more afraid of me than I am of you.