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I'm the ghost of your high school experience and I'm here to haunt you forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and eve

A group of lions is called a "pride", but a group of idiots is called an "internet".

#DFCcrew #TeamFlat pic.twitter.com/PakF39pPF3

@disassemblyline Fact: white people actually sunbathe in order to control their body temperature, and not out of enjoyment.

Imagine if @irespectwomen and @mechafanjunichi were put in a cage match.

@thecharrr  http://i.imgur.com/SzkWY.jpg 

>Android OSP does something >No one cares >Apple copies it >Everybody raves

Real talk, Miami Dade College improves the standard of living and brings more money into the city than the Dolphins ever will. #MiamiFirst

Don't give up. http://t.co/wt158uyg

Your twitter av is a window to your unconscious.

Fuck everything and everyone.

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Where did you hide your porn when you were 13? #NewSecurityQuestions

Men feminists are fucking stupid.

ITS PTETTY FUCKEDUP THAT MY GIRLFRIEND WONT REPLY TO MY TEXTS ABOUT ME WANTING TO SUFFOCATE AND DIE ON HER BRAESTS.

Dear Facebook: Jokes exist beyond the image macro format.

Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Anime

Found my anal beads and cat ears just in time for the speech! Still couldn't find that damn flag pin though.

I won't stop until Klout says i'm an expert at penis.