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"Can we get a dog?" "No" "Kitty?" "No" "Baby?" "Yeah okay" (Babies shed the least hair)
Apple products are like cats. You don't really own them, they own you.
I do a mean belly dance but I don't really need to get up for that.
Just overheard thin girl praising fat girl's hair. Typical.
HUGE difference between Angry Young Man and Basically An Asshole.
Just reading my tweets to figure out when I was PMSing last.
Every piece of news about the 5 year old in Delhi feels like a punch to the guts.
Have deep respect for those that have babies and/or puppies and do not put their pics on Facebook. Takes a lot.
I wish I gave at least a small-sized shit about the IPL.
Why bother with Homeopathy? Come to me, I'll do Hocus Pocus Choo Mantar for flat fee Rs.50/-. Any and all ailments.
MAGGIE THATCHER WAS ALIVE ALL THIS TIME?
Playwright. Screen Writer. Hyderabadi. Edgar Alan Poe wrote me on a rainy Sunday morning.