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  • alucardsdream
      Jenn @alucardsdream

    If zombies ever do attack, I'll just skip coffee that morning. They'll leave me alone because they'll think I'm one of them.

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  • alucardsdream
      Jenn @alucardsdream

    The KKK was protesting against those Westboro fuckers. When the fucking KKK acts as the voice of reason, something is very, very wrong.

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  • alucardsdream
      Jenn @alucardsdream

    Everyone comes with baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.

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  • alucardsdream
      Jenn @alucardsdream

    The good thing about Twitter is that it cured my Facebook addiction. And by cured I mean Twitter took over my life.

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  • alucardsdream
      Jenn @alucardsdream

    My life is a never-ending cycle of "what the fuck just happened?"

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  • alucardsdream
      Jenn @alucardsdream

    I have an army of decapitated gummy bears on my desk. When someone asks me a stupid question, I bite the head off another & stare at them.

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  • alucardsdream
      Jenn @alucardsdream

    Told my FB friends I was breaking up with FB for Twitter. An actual reply: "Twitter's a slut. You're gonna get the clap."

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  • alucardsdream
      Jenn @alucardsdream

    Someone is trying to tell me they don't drink coffee. They're not fooling me...everyone knows you need coffee to live.

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  • alucardsdream
      Jenn @alucardsdream

    Women don't even understand women. I don't know how the fuck we expect men to figure us out...

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  • alucardsdream
      Jenn @alucardsdream

    Drunk coworker: Have you ever heard of Twitter? I just signed up!

    Me: No, that doesn't sound like something I would like.

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  • alucardsdream
      Jenn @alucardsdream

    Some mistakes are totally worth repeating.

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  • alucardsdream
      Jenn @alucardsdream

    Don't mistake my kindness for weakness. Do you have any idea how much strength it takes to be kind to you?

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  • alucardsdream
      Jenn @alucardsdream

    My mom just called to question me about something I posted on FB. If she finds Twitter, I will kill myself.

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  • alucardsdream
      Jenn @alucardsdream

    A lady in front of me at the store yelled at the cashier because her candy rang up 2 for $1.50...she insisted they were 99 cents each.

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  • alucardsdream
      Jenn @alucardsdream

    Bitch about wanting to kill people on FB, people message you to see if you're okay. Do it on Twitter, you get 25 stars & a ton of RTs.

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  • alucardsdream
      Jenn @alucardsdream

    When I meet someone & they say "I think I know you from somewhere" all I can think is "please don't say Twitter, anywhere but Twitter".

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  • alucardsdream
      Jenn @alucardsdream

    A friend in a long distance relationship told me "you're so lucky you're married & can have sex all the time." I'm still laughing.

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  • alucardsdream
      Jenn @alucardsdream

    Judging by the look he just gave me, my husband is not familiar with the Chocolate Amendment to the 5-second rule.

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  • alucardsdream
      Jenn @alucardsdream

    What's that, Jesus? Your followers are supposed to love everyone? Even gays? It's in the Bible?! You must be so disappointed...

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  • alucardsdream
      Jenn @alucardsdream

    My phone needs a "do laundry" app...as of now I'll be going to work tomorrow in ripped jeans and a NIN shirt from 1994.

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@alucardsdream

@alucardsdream

Lawyer with an attitude. Caffeine addict. Sarcastic, cynical, slightly idealistic. My dad's a fireman so I know all the best curse words.