“@marilynmonroedc: Never underestimate the power of a woman's intuition. Some women can recognize game before you even play it.”

@thejulianna fuck the fucks!! I'll spark one for you! Hope you're enjoying yourself you little gangster

“@girifacts: Seeing boys play with little kids is probably one of the most attravtive things ever.”

“@marilynmonroedc: Difference between her and me? I would do anything for you and she would do anything with you.”

“@marilynmonroedc: Best advice in two lines: "Silence is the best answer for all questions" "Smiling is the best reaction in all situations"

“@marilynmonroeid: If you're stressed, you get pimples. If you cry, you get wrinkles. So just smile and get dimples.” 😊💛

You must not know bout me

“@workaholicblake: We all have a friend that only gets called by their nickname.. It sounds weird to even say their real name.” @arceisboss

“@cleverhumor: Well apparently the guy in the next stall doesn't want his feet tickled...”

@thejulianna a chubby little man who drinks all the DRANK

Still got it for ya

These hoes will never get wifed

@thejulianna Julianna frickin Chavez! You are dearly missed my friend

Parents are leaving for the weekend. How unfortunate ;)

RT @hicelinacastro: "@bigseanngood: My best friend's problems are my problems." @xoxojassyricana @nattameann @alyssaroser

“@irealmilakunis: My heart wouldn’t mind falling in love, but my mind doesn’t have the heart for it.”

@thejulianna boo to that. Try another herbal substance and drink some tea. Feel better gfrannn!

“@mysticul:#QuestionsIHateBeingAsked'are you on your period?'instead of periods why couldn't this just happen instead? http://t.co/gfZq0Qju”

“@marilynmonroedc: His eyes, his lips, his personality... Everything about him.”

Good weed, white wine.