I just had one of those 'I was hoping you would call me just so I could hear you voice' moments. (Yes, I did just reference @davecandoit <3)

''Do you know where double rainbows come from?! Unicorn queefs!'' -Daniel Tosh :)

"I genuinely love the loathesome looks I get in public. Team Tight Pants."- @billbeckett

I just saw this guy of tv named Billy Sisk....reminds me of ''Bill & Sidky! Yay for The Academy Is...! :)

We are all a bit crazy...some more than others... RT @thejoshset: How come every attractive girl I meet is out of her damn mind?

@emileeisevil your mom+kidnapped child+the freaky sue salad&church ways=disturbing, which=gross? Lmfao. Wait...what?!

I've been wrong so many times. Let's be realistic, I'm only a statistic to you...

@johnsoncab Risky Business, High Hopes In Velvet Ropes, Drunk Love, Can You Keep a Secret?, I'll Run, I'm A Wonder&One Of THOSE Nights(:

A penny for your thoughts, but a dollar for your insides. Oh, a fortune for your disaster.

''Yo, daddy-o, it won't go. I can not tell you what I do not know.''

I'm I supposed to dance my ass off 'With the girls', as my mother says...? Ahaha. RT @davecandoit: @alyssasheridan just dance your ass off