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"Show me Josh from Air Bud" - me every 5 minutes if I had one of those Beauty and the Beast mirrors
I always use the Oxford Comma in my own writing, but never in documents for work. Leading this kind of double life is exhausting.
Got a black eye the weekend Gone Girl opens. Telling people it's like my version of dressing up for the Harry Potter premiere.
My biggest fear is that there will never be another movie scene that effects me as much as Elle Woods realizing the pool boy was gay did
Be the Meryl Streep in whatever it is that you do.
Accepting applications to be the Kanye to my Beyonce. Job requires endless compliments & the ability to tell everyone I'm better than them
Winter: time of year where strangers feel compelled to berate me concerning my poor life choices, i.e. wearing flats when it's -21 degrees
Boy Who Cried Woof: the story of a boy who catcalls the wrong girl. She teaches him to embrace feminism, together they fight the patriarchy
Someone once told me I'm Canada's Oprah. And by someone told me, I mean I just said it to myself.
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