RT @cocoasamurai: from the "shit you can't make up" department, this comment is on the Hobbit trailer on Youtube http://t.co/SCks0l9U

RT @josephscrimshaw: People are losing spirit of the Ides of March.It's not about just stabbing.It's about coming together to stab in groups

I just decided in IM that the correct term for many bros is a “keg”.
So, to keep track: A gaggle of geese
A murder of crows
A KEG of BROS.

Dear Best Buy,

SHUT YOUR MOUTH. “APPCESSORIES” IS NOT A WORD.

Signed,
The English language and its constituents pic.twitter.com/irs3hh0gio

I've decided @justthisguy should get free ramen for having unknowingly modeled for this table placard. pic.twitter.com/NPNkSQe26f

“@know: If you have a pizza with radius z and thickness a, its volume is pi*z*z*a.” cc @talkwordy

The horrible NBC show Revolution has a patio area that is deservably empty. #sxsw

Today is National Kiss a Ginger Day! Kiss a local ginger and kiss your soul away! You didn't need it anyway!  https://m.facebook.com/events/304772012948441/ …

#FactsAboutFrankCvetkovic 1 He eats at Panera 2 He wants you to make him a puppet show 3 He'll try to steal your boyfriend @gofrankgo

@jenkcunningham running faster than KENYANS??

Does anyone in my #Austin twitter posse have a recommendation for an apartment locator for my dear friend here in town?

@gofrankgo way to burst our balloons.

I couldn’t help myself. It always devolves. Secrets, Secrets Hurt Someone  http://storify.com/amalthya/secrets-secrets-hurt-someone … cc @gofrankgo @jonnyace @mrarcys

I just had to google “twerking” #oldpersonproblems

RLRT @gofrankgo "I don't care how 'in charge' your tiny fists of rage are; we're not going to do karaoke" -Frank, on his way to karaoke

@e_zulko <in unison> Hi Erin! #assholesnotveryanonymous

I half-expect this "Making of Game of Thrones" piece to be some sparkly letters just alternating between the words "Boobs" & "Beheadings"

I like that I met @e_zulko online thru @pafford who doesn’t live in Austin & she is already meeting Austin’s Twitter Posse unrelatedly.

@j__swift I switched from Echofon to TweetBot and I'm really happy. And I use iPhone/iPad/iMac.

I've spent today being disappointed in people, and just then, @grumpyhawk goes to help @jenkcunningham with her car cause he rocks. #yay