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I don't know who the hell I'm following sometimes.
I know I may have suggested I love you guys some days ago, but I was drunk, and well..
I just think you're nice.
I should start looking more thoroughly through people's tweets before I follow them, and make sure they're not absolutely fucking
"WHAT DO YOU WANT, IM WATCHING LION KING!"
Something I knew I'd say sometime in my adult life.
My 2yo niece just pushed my breasts apart like she was going to find something in there.
Unrelated: I found a toonie.
Everybody in twitter is sexy.
Oh, I'm sorry, that's sexist.
Everybody on twitter is sexist.
I love my niece, but I don't like babysitting sometimes because Barney.
I've been RTing more than I've been tweeting lately. Hmm.
I like it when people fav my tweets, because they look like my cute little harem in that collection of av's down there.
I ain't kidding.
My scrabble word is snooze. IT'S A COINCIDENCE!
I just started drinking., I don't know why I'm yelling.
I always get junk @'s when I retweet you guys, but I still do it.
So, I either love you guys, or..
Meh, I'll get back to you on that.
Waitress: How old are you?
Her: You married?
Me: Ah, no.
Her: You're late.
Me: Yeah.. Wait, WHAT?
Chinese food comes with judgement.
Ihave a habit of standing around like I'm waiting for a ride when I'm really just stealing wireless. Perfectly legal.
What, do I have to start getting manipulative and possessive to get a boyfriend around here?
Complaining and swearing always helps you find things.
"FUCK! WHERE'S THAT COCK SUC- oh, there's my keys."
Sometimes people don't realize my jokes are jokes so I just go ahead and snicker alone in the corner.
Was just shown a picture of two guys kissing while I was in bed.
I was all 'fuuuuuuuuuuu'
... and yeah, I'm surprised I'm a girl too.
I only remember Dance Central moves when I'm semi-drunk. I don't know whether to be happy or not, but the me at this very moment is pleased.
I am starting to suspect that these people are drinking behind my back.
That, or I am. Hard to tell.
I'm beyond reverse psychology. I just do what you tell me to.
canadian, feathers, has a secret love for everything, and may or may not ramble.