get this straight: a person isn't a brand. and if he is, he's not a person i want to know. got it?

Overheard: "Lorem Ipsum? I love that shit."

Other people's "I love my dog" bumper stickers warm my heart. I love your dog too, random driver.

@timescanner In college I was voted most likely to say "I'm so excited...I'm so excited...I'm so...SCARED..." like Jessi Spano.

It is NEVER about not having enough money, time, energy or resources. It's about making the hard decisions and sticking to them.

If you have to tell people on the Internet how smart you are, you're doing it wrong.

Nerdcore burlesque character idea: Mobius Stripper.

drink coffee until your hands shake; drink liquor until they don't.

ftr: no one made any good work by merely hanging out in a space with other artists. shut it out. get some shit done. go be amazing.

Turn the dither all the way up.

"Do you think I'd be working in a place like this if I could afford a real snake?"

@space__elevator so is this about where you want to be? pic.twitter.com/RBnJOzR4

@space__elevator @nategri The Soggy Dog's Field Guide to Perfect Muffins

@space__elevator @nategri The Vengeful Slut's Instructional Manual on Music Appreciation

How much putting up with are you willing to put up with?

it's much easier to talk about something other people made than to make something that other people will talk about. so get started.

we make pie, like, every day.

my target demographic is you.

Ask Reddit: My dog is turning into a cat. What do I do?

Let's discuss the minimum viable product for Caesar salad. [If you say "caesar dressing on lettuce", I might slap your face.]