WE. FUCKING. DID IT. $1,000,000 OF PURE FUTURE ARTMUSIC ASSKICKING. BODYPAINT by @popecinema. PHOTO by @kellyedavidson http://t.co/hEU7a0Zl

real feminists don't gaze at males. - i won't link to the full review of our show the other night, or even na… http://t.co/u9RQ51sH

hot phone sex w/ a writer has its disadvantages when it comes to his urge to muse over adjectives when I need to orgasm.

hey guess what we did last night (and this time it's legal) http://twitpic.com/3mrv0q

HITLER REACTS TO REBECCA BLACK'S "FRIDAY". i could not stop laughing. out loud. http://bit.ly/HitlerFriday

LADIES & GENTLEMEN....THE FIRST OFFICIAL VIDEO FOR "THEATRE IS EVIL": want it back. go watch. it's amazing. http://t.co/FvQdifG3

best. newspaper. correction. EVER. (from the @nytimes): http://t.co/i0H9bbJk

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE finally has a decent rival. give it 30 seconds, you'll thank me deeply. http://t.co/51DtXOO

it took a year to write it, but better late than never. ladies & gents: the wedding blog, in all it's terrible glory: http://t.co/fHpvQRx5

this bookstore has a cat. we therefore choose this bookstore. http://t.co/p1OHm0Lp

IF YOU DONT GET THE IMPORTANCE OF SAD SONGS BEING IN MINOR KEYS, YOU DO NOW. "losing my religion", re-done in A major:  http://vimeo.com/57685359 

if you've never seen it: the short film @neilhimself wrote/directed starring me & bill nighy, music by @sxipshirey http://t.co/soTebmC9

ANYBODY CAN ASK FOR FUCKING HELP WITH THEIR FUCKING ART. ANYBODY BIG ANYBODY SMALL ANYBODY KNOWN ANYBODY UNKNOWN ANYBODY.

ART SHOULD MAKE YOU THINK & FEEL. ART SHOULD MAKE YOU ANGRY & SAD & UNCOMFORTABLE. THE ONLY ART THAT IS HARMFUL IS THE ART THAT IS SAFE.

GOOD LORD IF YOU'RE A WOMAN READ THIS RIGHT NOW. best article on not/shaving I've yet read (@vagendamagazine). YES YES: http://t.co/omYCt54s

"artists don't address themselves to audiences, they create audiences. the artist talks to himself out loud." http://t.co/6yUIvGKH

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YESSSS!!!! "the state of the music industry" by the @oatmeal: http://t.co/AuKy30DG

a very naked, very joyful little present from me @theflaminglips !! enjoy!!!!! #NSFW!!! https://t.co/OIf41m6w

general rule for twitter: better to lose 300 half-interested people & keep 30 fully-interested people truly entertained.

i'm lobbying for a new rule: no machines/electronics in bed unless they're designed to heat us or bring us to orgasm.