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At some point you have to get your shit together else you'll end up 30 years old with fb albums full of memories and a vagina full of AIDS.
Taylor Swift is trying the whole Alanis Morissette thing except without the obscenity thing, the fucking thing and the good music thing.
I think even if the world ends on the 21st December 2012 somehow the Indian Expo would manage to survive and be "EXTENDED!" into 2013.
Idk why people fight up on Star 94.7's wall requesting songs. You are already on the internet. Maintain a fucking YouTube nah.
Adding Rk, Wkd or Oah to the end of your name on fb is a sure way to let everyone know you frequent Trincity Mall and are 14 and under.
The awkward moment when you overhear ugly people laughing at "ugly people" and you realize that ignorance is truly bliss.
I feel so awkward when overweight people BOAST about how much they can drink and not get drunk. It's because you are essentially two people.
#MeAndYouCantDate if you listen to chutney.
I am not a hater. I am an observant, judgmental asshole.
If someone unfollows you quietly because they dislike your tweets, don't feel offended. Be grateful that they did not subtweet you to death.
V for Vendetta is the best movie ever. "People shouldn't be afraid of their government. Governments should be afraid of their people."
So apparently SAGHS, Convent AND Hillview all had shit hand prints in their bathrooms. All prestige schools. Recipe for success perhaps?