Macroeconomics is the most useless subject. (Probably not-- but I shouldn't have to take it.)

You had one job. pic.twitter.com/AWHjEDKV4p

@dexterstonewall At what point is it acceptable to begin running around the house screaming?

Me: I'm glad @the_helenkeller didn't miss out on the internet. @epicsaxgirl The Internet didn't miss out on Helen.

@lubold20 @jaredmiller12 @karldellinger You're my favorite dream team.

@lubold20 @amandahappygirl @karldellinger @marycarolynburt I love this picture... I cannot wait for your antics.

I got a job!

Oh my god @itsthesituation quit being a whiny bitch. It's a prank. #donewithhimandhisdrama

Can't remember the last time I burnt a CD...

Your boyfriend didn't "surprise you" with flowers, it's fucking Valentine's day...

Jenna Marbles videos are #sexualpickuplines

Silver eyeliner makes you look like a whore. #PSA

Why do I feel like I'm about to be picked up a transported to Oz? #whatisgoingonoutthere

When I say I'm getting off facebook, I'm getting on twitter. When I say I'm getting off twitter, I'm getting on tumblr. #inevergetofftumblr

NOT NOW ARTIC PUFFIN!

Victoria Secrete fashion show and homework. Things I can stare at but will never be on top of. -- @toddenhammer

Christmas commercials. Christmas trees. Christmas music. Christmas cookies. Christmas movies. Christmas decorations. Christmastime. <3

Do not check phone at the Thanksgiving table. Do not check phone at the Thanksgiving table. Do not check phone at the Thanksgiving table.

Olive Garden. <3

Baseball players...