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Macroeconomics is the most useless subject. (Probably not-- but I shouldn't have to take it.)
I got a job!
Can't remember the last time I burnt a CD...
Your boyfriend didn't "surprise you" with flowers, it's fucking Valentine's day...
Jenna Marbles videos are #sexualpickuplines
Silver eyeliner makes you look like a whore. #PSA
Why do I feel like I'm about to be picked up a transported to Oz? #whatisgoingonoutthere
When I say I'm getting off facebook, I'm getting on twitter. When I say I'm getting off twitter, I'm getting on tumblr. #inevergetofftumblr
NOT NOW ARTIC PUFFIN!
Christmas commercials. Christmas trees. Christmas music. Christmas cookies. Christmas movies. Christmas decorations. Christmastime. <3
Do not check phone at the Thanksgiving table. Do not check phone at the Thanksgiving table. Do not check phone at the Thanksgiving table.
Olive Garden. <3