Dear person responsible for sending me Walmart SMS spam,

I hope your genitals catch on fire.

Sincerely,
Amber

This is so good! http://t.co/P1PV5POQ

via @mlkshk http://t.co/2iBjNb2O

My old boss @mike_ftw got me into this habit. When I started at Mule I thought "what a stupid print designer practice". http://t.co/cQ6YB0n

Linked In just asked me if @anildash knew about blogging.

If you watch one video today, make it this one: http://t.co/wHImWUex via @mlkshk

In case you were wondering, yes of course there's a @mlkshk Amercia shake. http://t.co/RFOIAQJL

Hi Baby!  http://flic.kr/p/dT2nTX 

Mark: "You (points at Andre), You (points at me), and Me (points at himself), are going tooooo ... HAVE ICE CREAM!"

Good try kid.

It is really really cool to see @mlkshk being scrolled through on a video on @cnn.

My response when people bring up the "What are you going to look like when you're old" anti-tattoo argument. http://t.co/fVHzgnP1

My sons reaction to his first earthquake: "Did I do that?"

Reading to Mark: "What kind of tail do you have?" "I don't have a tail. I have a penis."

If you're a designer make sure you sit and listen to the last 6:38 of @mike_ftw's podcast on design. http://5by5.tv/pipeline/43

Hugged my son so much this afternoon that I got a “Mooooommmm, I’m trying to do stuff!”

“What channel is that show you watch on? What’s it called? Designing Women?” @torrez asking me about Project Runway.

My favorite MCA photo from today is also the one that make me the saddest. http://t.co/W6QdJjwz via @mlkshk

Mark's first thunderstorm. "Is this an earthquake?"

@mike_ftw Don't be a dick.

@torrez I love you. Thank you for making me a better person & keeping me away from black lipstick. :)

Me: "Oh there was this pissy tweet on twitter."

My 3 year old: "Pissy Tweet! Pissy Tweet! Hahaha! Pissy Tweet!"