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Dear person responsible for sending me Walmart SMS spam,
I hope your genitals catch on fire.
Mark: "You (points at Andre), You (points at me), and Me (points at himself), are going tooooo ... HAVE ICE CREAM!"
Good try kid.
My sons reaction to his first earthquake: "Did I do that?"
Reading to Mark: "What kind of tail do you have?" "I don't have a tail. I have a penis."
Hugged my son so much this afternoon that I got a “Mooooommmm, I’m trying to do stuff!”
Mark's first thunderstorm. "Is this an earthquake?"
Me: "Oh there was this pissy tweet on twitter."
My 3 year old: "Pissy Tweet! Pissy Tweet! Hahaha! Pissy Tweet!"
Co-Founder of MLKSHK, designer at Findery, mom to the most awesome four year old boy on earth.