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Toronto, no matter the outcome, please no riots.
Remember when you thought you'd grow up and BE something? One concrete job you could easily define, one you would work for decades?
Experiment: text your parents "got 2 grams for $40" then right after "Sorry ignore that txt. Not for you" Then tweet pic of their response.
Things we'll do to keep people safe: Lock down an entire city for hours
Things we won't do: A 5 min background check before you buy a gun
When the waiter tries to take your margarita glass before you're done and you shriek "SWIPER, NO SWIPING!"
If you’re white and are like “You tell ‘em Brad Paisley!” maybe read Beloved or Roots or a book.
True love is giving your significant other a bite of your pizza.....a real fucking small bite though.
KEEP CALM and STOP USING THIS MEME
Pretty cool how time travelers never just pop in to give Jews in 1930s Europe a quick heads-up.
Picked up a prostitute behind the Chuck E. Cheese the other day. Cost me 1,000 tickets!
It hurts my feelings when people I crushed on in middle and high school don't even have web presences. You are denying me closure, ya jerks.
I need professional help. A chef and a butler should do it.
Canuck. Wife. Pet parent to Dex & Andy. Vegetarian. Movie lover. Book reader. I just wanna have fun.