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Whoever said "don't live to eat" never smelled pizza while inebriated. And that's all I am going to say about last night...
I think if someone says "there's nobody badder than me"... They are about to get their ass beat.
Show me Batman or drag queens, either way I'm in tears grabbing for the tissues.
Imagine growing up and finding out that your baby picture was featured on Muary and that he was not the father.. Now do you feel better?
Technically this is out of my jurisdiction. so yeah... I'm just going to listen.
Once I get my refund check, money aside for born this way ball and will start planning an outfit. :3
If the members of TLC were white they would = THOSE LAME CAUCASIANS
Just saw a tweet by Roger Ebert and screamed a little... I need reality asap.
GOT A B+ ON OUR COMMERCIAL.
No one appreciates honesty these days... Which is weird because we all went through George W. together...
White people and birthdays...
I wonder if Quentin would mind me bootlegging Django until it came out on DVD... I've seen it 3 times already.. At this point I should.
If I had a million dollars, I would be dead... I should probably stay poor for as long as I want to live....
Infomercials just feel like home at this point.
Just texted my mother, " I guess we have to wait even longer to take over hell.."
Fucking tired. The struggle is real. Also fuck ever having kids because I would be all "GO TO FUCKING BED LITTLE ME".
I'm Amber, proclaimed author of some great pieces such as: My Diary, Grocery List, and a post-it note called do the dishes. Enjoy