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By the power vested in me I now pronounce you blocked & deleted. You may kiss my ass!
Sometimes I get depressed & then I remember I have big boobs & everything seems ok
You know your life revolves around the Twittersphere when you have to add another time zone to your clock!
My life is just a bunch of "It seemed like a good idea at the time" strung together
That awkward moment when you gently toss your phone onto your bed & it bounces off 3 walls, the bed head & kills the cat!
I had the most vivid dream about you last night. You came into my bedroom & laid beside me... I swear I touched you... For the first time.
"It's long & thin. I think I prefer short & thick"
My mum about the iPhone5
I am totally dancing in front of my mirror while singing & making my bed!
Spinster & Lunatic reporting. Catch this shoe whore singing into a hairbrush in a bathroom near you (Insert your @ here)
