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you had me at the proper use of "you're"
If twitter were a club, there would be a VIP section w/ the celebs & the rest would be a bunch of awkward people holding cats & smoking weed
"The world would be a nicer place if everyone took a chill pill. It would get even better is some of them choked on it"
If you're tweeting and fucking at the same time, that is both weird and impressive
I'm not saying you're a slut, but a lot of guys have become Eskimo brothers on your behalf
I'm most vulnerable when my nails are wet. But I'd still be able to pull a trigger, if I had to
Is your dick a sign of things to cum?
every Amber I've met is a slut
Crocs: the only form of birth control Rick Santorum approves of
Hipsters smell bad
Medicine is the best medicine
Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday
Being extremely sore and having bruises all over your legs just isn't worth it unless it's from sex
Hate sex is the best sex
I supported gay marriage before red equal signs