Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
you had me at the proper use of "you're"
If twitter were a club, there would be a VIP section w/ the celebs & the rest would be a bunch of awkward people holding cats & smoking weed
"The world would be a nicer place if everyone took a chill pill. It would get even better is some of them choked on it"
Crocs: the only form of birth control Rick Santorum approves of
Hipsters smell bad
Medicine is the best medicine
Being extremely sore and having bruises all over your legs just isn't worth it unless it's from sex
Hate sex is the best sex
With all do respect, you're being a cunt and I do not appreciate it.