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raven just had a vision that we getting fucked up tonight
"wow this is off the chain" - me seeing my wallet isnt attached to my wallet chain anymore
If I were a teacher I'd put on a fake mustache and pretend I was a sub and be like (lower voice) "so what do you guys think of Jon?"
Just told a girl at work "you've got drops of Jupiter in your hair eh eh yeah yeah" - and she just walked away.
My girlfriend isn't allowed to have candles on her birthday cake because she might wish to be with another nigga
If I win hottest female I am going to have to tuck my sack back when accepting and go full mangina
PUNK IS NOT A PHASE. :kicks dirt:
Boys. Saying you want to/would 'fuck' a girl is so unbearably unattractive. It doesn't make you cool & it won't gain you anyone's respect.
Guys, everything is ok, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are back together. No sarcasm.
i wear all black cause everywhere its a funeral for everyone im stylin on
My phone was dead. Long story short, 'bomb' in street, get locked in bar, bomb squad came, not a bomb, now eating wheat thins and Nutella