Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
My thigh gap is on point.
Do you think Jesus ever used sarcasm?
Last weekend I drank a bunch, drew a hand turkey and had it tattooed on me and honestly I've never regretted something less.
TAKE ONNNN MEEEEE! (take on me!) TAKE MEEE ONNNNN!!! (take on me!)
[You're welcome for the free ear worm!]
Student loan debt? Get out of it by dying.
i’m gonna name my firstborn “arial”
and people will be like “oh like the mermaid”
and i’ll say “no like the font”
"Oh shit. I'm fucked." - Me, every time I'm within 10ft of a police officer, even though I've done nothing.
Congratulations to the music industry because you are still the literal fucking worst
I'm not really into being places.