Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
The Kardashians are assholes.
Remember the time my meds kicked in and I decided to move to Nashville?
I bet no one on myspace felt that .
If you want babies with me, I'll knock you up n you can carry the heavy ass kid.
I'm on enough medication that I need a small suitcase to haul it around.
Black guys love a white girl with a big ass driving a grand marquis. #fact
I believe it is #wtfWEREyouthinking, you illiterate fucks.
#reasonstobeatyourgirlfriend should not be trending. Fuck that.
If you tell me you've never lost a struggle with a recliner's foot rest, I'll call you a fucking liar.
well, I blew today off like I owed it back pay.
#ICanHonestlySay mornings are from Satan.
Respect goes a long way with me.
#theresalwaysthatoneperson you can't put down, can't let go, can't stop missing.
Anyone wearing a jersey that isn't an athlete and required to wear one....yow.
Self righteous cunt. I enjoy your bullshit, really.