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4-year old on analytic truths: "2 plus 2 is 4. No one told me. I used my brain!"
"What do you get when you cross a mafia don and postmodernism?" --- "An offer you can't understand." #fb
Almost bothered to straighten my hair. Then remembered that life is short and death is imminent.
I tried to imagine what it must be like for the Newtown parents who were invited as VIPs to the Boston Marathon today, but I had to stop.
When I look at fb pics of people from high school buying houses in the suburbs and having babies, I become SO EXCITED not to be doing that.
I don't really understand why pen caps keep the ink from drying up. There's still air in there...
Holy smokes, not just Masturbation Month but Clitoris Week? http://gawker.com/international-clitoris-week-is-just-around-the-corner-489316812?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow …
Did you know ∞ is called a lemniscate?
Walk-of-shame Santas, lol.
Sadly unable to make it back to Burning Man this year. Need a home for 2 $320 face value tickets ASAP, if you have any leads?
Scumbag analytic philosopher. http://memegenerator.net/Scumbag-Analytic-Philosopher …
I think for Halloween I'm just going to buy a new gold dress and tell everyone that I'm the gold standard.
Contractualists do it with anyone who they cannot reasonably reject. #bawdyphilosophy
To everyone who is constitutionally predisposed to search for transcendental meaning: I sure am sorry about that.
Ask not what your Twitter followers can do for you, ask what you can do for your Twitter followers.
Making freelance philosophy + knowledge work A Thing. @blisstreedotcom blogger. Libertarian (not THAT kind), atheist (yes THAT kind), happy grad school dropout.