Amazing. Answer by @michaelrwolfe to What are some of the most ridiculous startup ideas that eventually became succe…  http://qr.ae/TloMX 

4-year old on analytic truths: "2 plus 2 is 4. No one told me. I used my brain!"

"What do you get when you cross a mafia don and postmodernism?" --- "An offer you can't understand." #fb

Almost bothered to straighten my hair. Then remembered that life is short and death is imminent.

I tried to imagine what it must be like for the Newtown parents who were invited as VIPs to the Boston Marathon today, but I had to stop.

When I look at fb pics of people from high school buying houses in the suburbs and having babies, I become SO EXCITED not to be doing that.

I don't really understand why pen caps keep the ink from drying up. There's still air in there...

Holy smokes, not just Masturbation Month but Clitoris Week?  http://gawker.com/international-clitoris-week-is-just-around-the-corner-489316812?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow …

RT if you know "iff" is not a typo.  http://xkcd.com/1033/ 

Did you know ∞ is called a lemniscate?

Walk-of-shame Santas, lol.

Sadly unable to make it back to Burning Man this year. Need a home for 2 $320 face value tickets ASAP, if you have any leads?

#sartregram  http://instagr.am/p/UrxyS9Q_1y/ 

Scumbag analytic philosopher.  http://memegenerator.net/Scumbag-Analytic-Philosopher …

I think for Halloween I'm just going to buy a new gold dress and tell everyone that I'm the gold standard.

Contractualists do it with anyone who they cannot reasonably reject. #bawdyphilosophy

To everyone who is constitutionally predisposed to search for transcendental meaning: I sure am sorry about that.

"Philosophers are no longer allowed at environmentalist conferences" - http://bit.ly/asPqdu

#IWishIWas someone who knew how to use the subjunctive.

Ask not what your Twitter followers can do for you, ask what you can do for your Twitter followers.