It's so rewarding when you meet an awesome person through a mediocre one.

I love tricking my husband into thinking there's a bug on him, just so I can whisper, "Shhh. Don't move," and slap him.

I love chilling with my spirit animal as much as the next person, but the motherfucker never brings his own weed.

The masses are still asleep. At this rate only we can wake them. Good thing we're unstoppable & the People will #RISEANDSHINE. #may1 #OWS

Courtesy smiling is exhausting.

#Anonymous welcome Golden Dawn to NYC "Not only is your phone lines tango down all ur web host r belong to us" http://t.co/IPXkxems #winning

It must be so embarrassing to be a male poodle.

Come on, like you've never cried into an empty weed bag?

Full moon, y'all. In othr nwes, these werewolf clwas mak it diffciult to twete.

1 #DGR member says being transgender is like being "transracial." Here's the call-out to cancel her speaking tour  http://bit.ly/18NQO6f 

We're sleeping here so you can wake up. Love, #OWS #sleeponwallstreet http://t.co/wXr4vHim

Spotted many of these well-placed stickers on Rue Ste-Catherine. "Gross sexist ad." #ggi #Montreal #smashpatriarchy http://t.co/ON8ttDHX

I love walking into nice bathrooms when I'm not expecting it.

If I weren't a fan, I'd call them Simon and Barfunkel. But I am, so I won't.

O THE IRONY from US @statedept re: #pussyriot: "We urge Russ. authorities to review case & ensure right to freedom of expression is upheld"

Me: Don't forget to say your prayers tonight.

Husband: Are you gonna kill me in my sleep?

Me: Yes.

And we laughed.

Of course the husband and I were not just playing catch with a fat bag of weed. For 10 minutes.

We're adults.

It takes a lot to make me gasp, but dropping weed on the floor will do it without fail.

See, weed's great because when you don't think it's possible, it can actually make you care less.

Currently in paddywagon w/ negesti and Chris. It's hot in here. #ows