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It's so rewarding when you meet an awesome person through a mediocre one.
I love tricking my husband into thinking there's a bug on him, just so I can whisper, "Shhh. Don't move," and slap him.
I love chilling with my spirit animal as much as the next person, but the motherfucker never brings his own weed.
The masses are still asleep. At this rate only we can wake them. Good thing we're unstoppable & the People will #RISEANDSHINE. #may1 #OWS
Courtesy smiling is exhausting.
It must be so embarrassing to be a male poodle.
Come on, like you've never cried into an empty weed bag?
Full moon, y'all. In othr nwes, these werewolf clwas mak it diffciult to twete.
I love walking into nice bathrooms when I'm not expecting it.
If I weren't a fan, I'd call them Simon and Barfunkel. But I am, so I won't.
Me: Don't forget to say your prayers tonight.
Husband: Are you gonna kill me in my sleep?
And we laughed.
Of course the husband and I were not just playing catch with a fat bag of weed. For 10 minutes.
It takes a lot to make me gasp, but dropping weed on the floor will do it without fail.
See, weed's great because when you don't think it's possible, it can actually make you care less.
Currently in paddywagon w/ negesti and Chris. It's hot in here. #ows