I stand autocorrected.

There is no horror film that surpasses the feeling of touching the pocket and not feeling the phone.

It's all just fun and games, until you admit your true feelings.

i like animals. i like to be their friend and to eat some of them.

I saw your avi & my heart skipped a tweet.

"A broken heart is like having broken ribs, no one can see it, but every breath hurts."

I love my followers because my followers love me, care for me and…
oh… there goes another one :-/

Worst thing you can do to your friends and family is stare at twitter timeline in front of them. In related news: I'm a despicable person.

You’re still under my skin. You still float through my veins.

On DrawSomething I drew a boy saying moo. How he didn't guess it was a cowboy is beyond my understanding.

Difference between me and other students: their mind wonders, but mine wanders.

Smart woman falls in love with a man who gets in her chest without removing her blouse.

apparently, chin is not to be shaved diagonally

What doesn't kill you, makes a good story.

There can be no true despair without hope.

Most of the times I feel like I live inside of someone else.

Favstar is the place where my tweets come to die. :(

Relationships are like mirrors. You better like yourself before you start one.

I hate your pity stars as much as I hate pity sex. *sobs* I love them. :’)

Dear students, may your finals be as easy as my ex was.