@jessicard is it test-driven? Or does he just not care about your stability?

sometimes you realize - wow, i'm really over thinking this. the solution is far easier than I could've imagined

Really happy that @davidmaragon finally brought up that @jessicard is actually a #bot #crushingtechboyfantasies cc/ @verified

hey @boulderpolice how come that Elk from Mapleton went to an officer's home instead of a #homeless shelter? #Boulder

sometimes you just gotta say/realize "it's not my problem"! ::dances::

if you don't follow @elaineellis you really should. Like, right now.

dudes from @klout talking about BI & analytics @ #defrag... AWESOME!

@andrewhyde @wookiehangover enjoy not paying taxes on Amazon purchases while you still can!

@jessicard did you mean #domestica?

day #4 of still not feeling awesome. #moresleep #moresoup

OH: I'm not my Kramer's keeper

@obviouseyes I can definitely approciate that also

tonight, when I'm asleep, I'm just going to dream about @jessicard coming back to @quickleft with a Santa Claus sized bag of shwag. #dreams

why yes, I am drinking an @averybrewingco Out of Bounds Stout at my desk. And it is delicious.

@electr0tar the love?

last night we ran a #microstartup with @jessicardillon @nico_valencia & @mattgist. We pivoted 2 times in 3 hours and took #MailMyMom live

damn you :js => true flag #capybara #RoR

enterprise = frustrating.

really looking like I'll be influential about #muppets on @klout by the end of today...

sometimes you look at the bottle and say "there's a glass left", then it's all in the glass and you realize 1 != 2. #bourbon #boulder