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As if you didn't have enough reasons to respect @hhshkmohd: "Don't celebrate my accession, thank the laborers". #Dubai
Why is fawesome not a word yet? Like fugly. Things should be fawesome. Fawesome.
People are making end of the world jokes like there's no tomorrow. Get it? No? Ok then.
I don't understand mornings, why do they exist? I mean asides from breakfast, they're useless. Nowadays u can get all-day breakfasts anyway.
Yo, people who put CEO on your business cards, it don't count if your company is made up of just you.
It's amazing how many problems are solved simply by ignoring them and going to sleep.
#Iran outrage: Tehran Airport had the Israel star embedded on top for 30 yrs, & only just found out through Google maps http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/star-david-roof-iran-airport-google-earth-reveals/t/story?id=12296326 …
What time does the world end tomorrow? Will I have a chance to grab breakfast?
Film Director, Music & Event Producer, 999 million dollars short of being a billionaire. Sarcastic/mildly offensive. Very A.D.D. #ArabMoney & #GCC random news