As if you didn't have enough reasons to respect @hhshkmohd: "Don't celebrate my accession, thank the laborers". #Dubai
 http://gulfnews.com/news/gulf/uae/government/don-t-celebrate-my-accession-thank-the-labourer-says-shaikh-mohammad-1.1125586 …

Doesn't get more down to earth than this: @hhshkmohd ( #Dubai Ruler) & @abzayed ( #UAE Foreign Minister). Much Respect  https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A5R7lJLCIAEM1fh.jpg …

Why is fawesome not a word yet? Like fugly. Things should be fawesome. Fawesome.

Windows media player, RealPlayer, iTunes etc RT @the_47th Syrian Minister of Info promises retaliation on all International Media players

RT @eyade: How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll stay in the dark and blame it on (Israel, America, Iran, Jews)

#GCC is the only region globally to have recorded positive growth from 2010. #Dubai still the investor hotspot, followed by #Riyadh & #Doha

Rolls Royce has created a Fernas model, inspired by the #Arab scientist / inventor, Abbas Bin Fernas, the first man to attempt flying.

People are making end of the world jokes like there's no tomorrow. Get it? No? Ok then.

Happy National Day to Paris! I mean Qatar. #QatarOwnsHalfofParis

I don't understand mornings, why do they exist? I mean asides from breakfast, they're useless. Nowadays u can get all-day breakfasts anyway.

Yo, people who put CEO on your business cards, it don't count if your company is made up of just you.

It's amazing how many problems are solved simply by ignoring them and going to sleep.

How do you say F*** You to someone? Samsung pays Apple 1 billion dollars settlement in coins: http://t.co/w3IrhTnC

#Iran outrage: Tehran Airport had the Israel star embedded on top for 30 yrs, & only just found out through Google maps  http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/star-david-roof-iran-airport-google-earth-reveals/t/story?id=12296326 …

What time does the world end tomorrow? Will I have a chance to grab breakfast?

Money laundering/organized crime funds from #GCC hit almost $400 billion in the last decade. That's a lotta crime $$. Where can I get a cut?

Every. Damn. Day. RT @fatamo: RT @brianhdot: Fuck you & your tiny car for making me think there was a parking spot available!

Tough times in Israel. RT @sharonudasin: Does anyone have pets who are freaking out because of rocket sirens? If so, contact me for a story

The top NYE celebration spot is now #Dubai. Over a million ppl gathered in Downtown to watch the biggest ever fireworks display in the world

While you all party & celebrate, just remember, for #Saudi Arabia, tomorrow is a normal day, ppl go to work etc, new year's does not exist.