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Beyonce named her baby Blue Ivy. I'm guessing Snooki will name her baby Orange Troll? #MamaSnooks
my friends make me fabulous. you are who you keep
I named my mixtape "ammonster's mash"
I looked up in the sky and saw a vampire and werewolf fighting over a girl. #eclipse
"If a redhead works at a bakery, does it make them the Ginger Bread Man?"
Besides shorts, men need an alternative for pants. I'm considering buying a kilt to let me legs flow with the wind.
There are literally 2 people that I haven't completely talked shit about and that is all.
Brb, I gotta go tell the Backstreet Boys why.
Wednesday. I guess I have to leap and hump today.
#YouMIghtBeAStonerIf you... uh.. what was I gonna tweet?
That pause Dora does when she asks me a question. #thingslongerthankimksmarriage
It's only a Waxing Crescent, people need to take a seat today.
Question: "I Want It That Way" is playing in Sift. There are 7 people in line. Do we do it?
if all you're gonna do on vacation is post selfies, what's the point of the vacation?