@ejgomez I use a Dzhokhar keyboard instead of QWERTY

@espn so Ty's not a fan of ties?

@kobebryant KOBE! do you ... do you like being a basketball player? #ModernFamily

@nervousjeremy RT @jennyandteets: Did @jasonbiggs ask the first debate question?”

"No more handouts from Santa." #RomneyEncore @nickkristof

First thing Navy Seal did after killing bin Laden? He went to TBell @tirthtpatel http://t.co/a7D6vMv0

"what is there to do in Jackson, MS?"

"hang out at the Bass Pro Shop"

this new year needs to hurry the fuck up #westcoastproblems

@chrissyteigen but it also leads to Taco Bell

But what's in the safe?!?!?! RT @molly_knight: So a dude on Reddit called "Pizza Time" cracked this case hours ago? OK.

@gselevator blocked me. Fighting the good fight for @robdelaney

Sad to see it go RT @engadget: Google Reader to shut down with other services as part of second 'spring cleaning' -  http://engt.co/Z3syHI 

@meganamram it's kind of been done  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-1bhZ8Ho00 …

@tirthtpatel @davidjozeph Don't ask why/how, but I just used points for a Suite in Times Square for NYE 2014 in case you wanna do that.

@chrissyteigen even the local Rapanui don't wear clothes, ya good

A seriously cool concept -- Epiphany One Puck charges your phone using heat transfer -  http://engt.co/11soNAi  via @engadget

@netw3rk Sacramento Kings once had a 4-point first quarter against the Lakers. Hawks barely beat that.

@kobebryant “In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity” ― Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Don't let setbacks get to you, always persevere.

I wanted to get all Walter White in my final O-Chem class for this batch, but they bounced after last practice passage #winterbreak

@notbillwalton "do whatever Phil would say."