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i'm holding a charity event for people who can't reach orgasm. if you can't come let me know
it's against my religion to just have "a" beer.
lol girl from HS has a tattoo on her forearm that says FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS in Disney font & she works at Hardee's lol help lol
LITTLE DID I KNOW that Billy Idol's song Dancin With Myself is about masturbation. which I'll do in my hotel before I go out dancing
goodmorning! on my first flight of the day, I didn't have enough seatbelt extensions for all da chub ppl on my plane! America, u need a diet
haven't worn a bra yet in 2014, hoping I can keep it that way all year, tbh
isn't it kinda fucked up that we eat deviled eggs on Easter?
when someone compliments you, say thank you. accept their compliment & don't sell yourself short.
I recently told a boy I wanted tbh with him. but I meant "to be horizontal."
my relationship with whiskey is on the rocks
when I'm a grandma my grand babies better call me grampersandma
I do vow to never, ever call my husband "hubby" or "the hubs" & I swear to lil bb Jesus if he calls me "wifey" I'll divorce him right then
it's 5:18 at the bowling alley & I just took my bra off. how are you guys