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if I was good and fast at sewing I would open up a shop called Tailor Swift
going to start an airline called Ampersand Air where no one is allowed to talk on the aircraft.
tweeting about watching porn is tricky because my aunt follows me and tells my mom that I'm vulgar. HI AUNT MARY.
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, MOTHERFUCKERS!
I am working my first real international flight today. I'm happy to report I'm going to Ampsterdam.
my boyf just requested we listen to Girls Just Wanna Have Fun . so, yes he's the one. yes we're getting married, yes you're all invited
the best thing about hanging out with twitter people is that they understand that we all just need time to be on our phones & not talk.
whenever someone asks me how I like my job I say "it has it's ups & downs." and then I laugh and laugh and laugh
when ordering coffee from me, when you say "black coffee" that means plain coffee. do not say dumb shit like "black coffee 4 cream 2 sugar"
I know I made it to Iowa because they are selling John Deere lingerie at the airport.
an ampersand is an & sign, ya dummy!
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