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if I was good and fast at sewing I would open up a shop called Tailor Swift
going to start an airline called Ampersand Air where no one is allowed to talk on the aircraft.
literally everything could be covered in chameleons
it's cute and funny when non-twitter people can't comprehend how you can "meet" people thru Twitter
stop what you are doing. think about what you are doing. is it going to hurt someone else? don't fucking do it.
tweeting about watching porn is tricky because my aunt follows me and tells my mom that I'm vulgar. HI AUNT MARY.
may you find $20 in the pocket of the coat you haven't worn since this time last year
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, MOTHERFUCKERS!
I don't always wash thrift store clothes before I wear them. sometimes it's nice to feel so close to & smell like a total stranger
I am working my first real international flight today. I'm happy to report I'm going to Ampsterdam.
an ampersand is an & sign, ya dummy!
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