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this insane flight attendant i'm working with just told me that Lyme's Disease, HIV, and irritable bowel syndrome were created by the CIA.
at what battery percentage do you start getting anxious? 98% for me.
going to start a blog called Complane that is just a list of everything people on the airplane complain about
hey people who say "you can sleep when you're dead" did you know you can also sleep when you are alive? try it, it's really quite nice.
guy in front of me at Starbucks ordered a Tall Blonde and I whispered creepily in his ear "short blondes are better." my work here is done
if I was good and fast at sewing I would open up a shop called Tailor Swift
literally the only single thing on this earth I want: is for my friends to be happy. if you are happy, it makes me happy.
reasons why you should wave down/shout at/poke your flight attendant
1.) you, or someone next to you, is dying
2.) that's it
going to start an airline called Ampersand Air where no one is allowed to talk on the aircraft.
literally everything could be covered in chameleons
I wake up, bra-less
Post up, bra-less
Ridin' round in it, bra-less
Flossin' on that, bra-less
an ampersand is an & sign, ya dummy!
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