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So, this year I'm going to be starting as a Paediatrics trainee. Not sure I could be happier right now.
Dear nurses: thank you for looking after tired (and possibly grumpy) junior doctors. It’s really appreciated.
Just found an elective patient for whom the clerking Dr has prescribed his Viagra regularly for 8am whilst he's in hospital. Fantastic work.
Wahey! I've been offered an interview for Paeds training. That's made my day.
Who's been trying?
RT@jaypsyd: You can't hold hands with God when you are masturbating.
http://www.alternet.org/belief/10-most-absurd-right-wing-christian-billboards … pic.twitter.com/ALLUisXsNr
That Star Wars trailer sure was something, but lacked any of the trade disputes that made Episode 1 such an instant classic.
Just got a call from two of my best friends to tell me they're engaged. *sips coffee* *checks tinder*
This is incredible – "Panicked Newborn Didn’t Realise Breathing Would Be On Apgar Test" http://www.theonion.com/articles/panicked-newborn-didnt-realize-breathing-would-be,34333/ … (via @fakethom)
To all of you on here attempting big valentines events: I am eating cheesy chips in bed. I win.
So I've passed my first year as a doctor. Still waiting for the moment where someone emails telling me they're only joking.
Varying replies to “Hi, I’m Andy, one of the doctors” so far tonight.
1) “are you a man or a woman?”
2) “would you like to go for a walk?”
Child, doctor. Soon to be trainee child doctor.
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