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Dear nurses: thank you for looking after tired (and possibly grumpy) junior doctors. It’s really appreciated.
Just found an elective patient for whom the clerking Dr has prescribed his Viagra regularly for 8am whilst he's in hospital. Fantastic work.
Who's been trying?
RT@jaypsyd: You can't hold hands with God when you are masturbating.
http://www.alternet.org/belief/10-most-absurd-right-wing-christian-billboards … pic.twitter.com/ALLUisXsNr
Just got a call from two of my best friends to tell me they're engaged. *sips coffee* *checks tinder*
This is incredible – "Panicked Newborn Didn’t Realise Breathing Would Be On Apgar Test" http://www.theonion.com/articles/panicked-newborn-didnt-realize-breathing-would-be,34333/ … (via @fakethom)
So I've passed my first year as a doctor. Still waiting for the moment where someone emails telling me they're only joking.
Varying replies to “Hi, I’m Andy, one of the doctors” so far tonight.
1) “are you a man or a woman?”
2) “would you like to go for a walk?”
“Good job” is a pretty reassuring thing to hear from a Registrar as an FY1, especially one who’s been struggling a little.
Last night one of the nurses offered to hem my trouser leg shortly before giving me a big wedge of lemon drizzle cake. Nobody tell my mum.