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It's sort of alarming, the sheer number of organizations that revolve around the central concept of wearing a funny hat.
The degree of distinction you assign to the words 'accident' & 'surprise' pretty faithfully reflects how much your parents liked you.
Sometimes it's hard to tell, early on, if a relationship is going to develop 'Harry & Sally' or 'Hannibal & Clarice'.
Just bathed the kitten. There should be a joke, but nothing seems very funny from the wrong side of a band-aid.
227 followers is enough for a modest insurgency. We could probly reverse unfair cheeto packaging. And maybe take a Six Flags by siege.
Btw, 11 year olds apparently too young to be conned into taking Triaminic by calling them 'jello shots'.
Later, we're gonna get wild over a game of parcheesi. And you know what that can lead to, right? Yup. Crackers and brie.
Whenever theres a cute little formula joke, it gets done to death on twitter (The state the obviousness is coming from Inside this tweet)
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