@esteburt OMG!! That's the point of the protest!! *Shakes you by the shoulders*

@esteburt Stick that in your popcorn popper!

@esteburt ... so you just may want to thank a burger flipper today.

I wish I could use Yahoo Pipes to make a live me bot.

@esteburt *Claps hands and falls over* Ha ha ha ha!!

@esteburt Ok, 1 homework joke. I can do this.// Stop complaining and go clean your room bitches might work too. :D

RT @benhellekson: running away to join the circus. brb// *Stares at watch* We will await your arrival.

@criticala You've hit that nail on the head.

@esteburt Ha, some people just don't appreciate the effort it takes to brainwash them via trolling. #lostart

@jstackcorleone @leo_tweets ... and we're not the least bit arrogant. Dude I try not to be, but then, I know myself too well.

Spent the night answering my grown son's sleep talking questions. Nothing like a little mischievous psychological damage to start the day.

@thetaylordude LOL That would prob be Chaz Bono. Who loses?

@amvuser811 ficou legal, eu gostei... você tem facebook?// No. I deleted it. I became sick of it.

I would speak to you in your language IF ... I knew what is was #stare #maybeitsbetterifyoudontunderstandme :)

Happy Birthday @ezequielcerone http://t.co/Tp6iWkA This is what I was trying to say lol #dumbphone