@amy_wood one arm bandits?

We are Doritos, but regionally specific to the province of Ontario.

@amy_wood Don't read trash! It's trashy. #Trash

@amy_wood whoa. That is a lot of birthdays. Have a good day!

It troubles me that @amy_wood is never going to learn the secret to gaining 60K followers.

@amy_wood Mos def.

Yah ill check that crucial thing out for you. RT @amy_wood: “@fifidunks: #Trendsetter ! Pizza weed tees now available at Supreme

Garden centre, Friday before a long weekend. Calm before storm. Happy planting! pic.twitter.com/cLtF1zYqat

a woman in every usb port

@amy_wood I hope I also disappointed you with what my appearance actually is.

@amy_wood OH GOD. I saw that but I thought you were waving at someone behind me. You should have come and said hi! :\

@amy_wood *skateboards away, through space and time*

@amy_wood reported because the canadian grade b4 number method is silly and dumb.

@amy_wood @scaachi @coreymintz that meant she recognized you back

@amy_wood I don't want to wake your from your dreamworld by sugarcoating anything, but I really enjoyed that little flame war. #yanailedit

@amy_wood I just followed you and unfollowed @cammipham . Not interested in small minds. Have a great weekend ;-)

Weird. Wonder why this Tech conference is having a hard time finding PoC to speak.  http://wentnative.com/public/index.html …

brb, flaunting my curves

@amy_wood oh wowie wow read that and wow

@amy_wood Bye, having a rage blackout.