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I watched the debate on PBS to spite Romney/Ryan. #vpdebate
Glad childhood dreams don't come true because when I was 11 I wanted to open up a store that only sold CD singles.
I could watch a whole episode of just Roger Sterling and Sally Draper. #MadMen
Maybe it's weird that my first crush was on Dale but at least it wasn't on Chip, the uptight lame-o Rescue Ranger.
Captain America would be cool to date because think of all the TV shows he's missed that I could get him hooked on
"This is Bisquick, not Bisquit!" --what I'd say if I were a manager at the Bisquick Corporation and one of my employees put in notice
The #Nerdist blog chose us as one of the best videos of the week! http://www.nerdist.com/2013/05/the-5-most-intentionally-funny-videos-this-week-51413/ …
Hoarders but for people who keep so many browser tabs open they can't tell what any of them are
On an Eagles kick so I guess 29 is the year I turn into everybody's dad.
Can't believe we haven't tweeted all the tweets, but well, here we are.