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  • amyforafact
      Amy ForAFact @amyforafact

    What do you mean Dennis Quaid isn't Harrison Ford?

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    TrippWaldenTravesMcPunkAndre_3004Allie_FredTMcgutsYEGpickupArbitralTheIronSherk
  • amyforafact
      Amy ForAFact @amyforafact

    Sometimes I eat the stickers on apples just to prove to myself that I can

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    FrameworkAutocoTravesMcPunk13onblackfilthydirtymindSnarferniniwellguesswhatticknadadirtyCDNbitch
  • amyforafact
      Amy ForAFact @amyforafact

    I begin typing "Ryan lochte tople-" and google just raises one eyebrow looking at me like so we're gonna do this again?

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    beccafacexoTrippWaldenFrameworkAutocoTravesMcPunkjaydeliciousiceSnarferniniXalqeewellguesswhat
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    TrippWaldenTravesMcPunkSnarferniniWittySassBasketthenoahkinseydirtyCDNbitchCognitive_Dissnaughtynaffit
  • amyforafact
      Amy ForAFact @amyforafact

    "Lol" is the politest possible way of saying "texting you is literally torture, can we end this conversation as quickly as possible?"

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    beccafacexoTravesMcPunkJohnDuffy21funnyfrieswellguesswhatthenoahkinseyJustUnstableMedirtyCDNbitch
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    TravesMcPunkCathy_Bennett65__thenoahkinseyGROIDS2235grownassedwoman__seanx3ehhhleahMrs_Cunninghamm__
  • amyforafact
      Amy ForAFact @amyforafact

    You can judge the number of personal crises I've experienced in my life by the amount of abandoned blogs that are set up in my name

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    Jasmine7759TravesMcPunkTheIronSherkthenoahkinseyseanx3shesananteatermdob11ilikeyouguys
  • amyforafact
      Amy ForAFact @amyforafact

    "Ooh that's fancy!"

    - me in response to being presented with literally any object I haven't seen before

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    beccafacexoTravesMcPunkmissingblakesthenoahkinseyJustUnstableMedirtyCDNbitchSteampunk_Skunkeggnook
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    TravesMcPunkthenoahkinseySteampunk_Skunkjustliziammichhvabhorrent_wifeaimeevc1970lizcivious
  • amyforafact
      Amy ForAFact @amyforafact

    I take the rules of 'dibs' about eight thousand times more seriously than I do the law

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    beccafacexoTravesMcPunkLakeoconeebldr____wellguesswhatseanx3spazrunsnymulliganstewed____scubaristar
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    jacqueline__95____TravesMcPunkspazrunsnymulliganstewed____GaonGaliAmiigatRussellsRiffstaceouterspace
  • amyforafact
      Amy ForAFact @amyforafact

    I'm fairly confident that I can get the whole way through the rest of my life never understanding the word 'infrastructure'

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    beccafacexojacqueline__95____TravesMcPunkJustUnstableMedirtyCDNbitchjavajane74Horsecoqisfunnyblablablafuckit
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    TravesMcPunkjavajane74Ali___HamiltonAdal2heidisilikeyouguysJake_Vigmomma0315Silentbuttdedly
  • amyforafact
      Amy ForAFact @amyforafact

    "yes of course you can see my room!" laughs hysterically while stuffing life-size cardboard cut-out of Reese Witherspoon into cupboard.

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    beccafacexoFrameworkAutocoTravesMcPunkJohnDuffy21Lakeoconeebldr____wellguesswhatthenoahkinseyelsobs
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    TravesMcPunkseanx3ilikeyouguysGFGanderitsjenherebestlizardFatboy1511claire_mudie
  • amyforafact
      Amy ForAFact @amyforafact

    *downloads instagram*
    *uses instagram for twenty seconds*
    *deletes instagram and moves to Albania*

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    beccafacexoTravesMcPunkBarDogDavedirtyCDNbitchRiver_NilestoonlinksTiredBrendonSran_A____________
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  • amyforafact
      Amy ForAFact @amyforafact

    Oops I just awkwarded

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    beccafacexoTravesMcPunkBarDogDaveLakeoconeebldr____DirteJuJubes______dirtyCDNbitchphobophileninjabaconpizza
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    jacqueline__95____TravesMcPunkBarDogDaveatthecubicleburiedwithkidsmissekay
  • amyforafact
      Amy ForAFact @amyforafact

    It's weird how everyone walks around all the time acting like sex isn't even a thing

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    TravesMcPunkWULFDEANTheBedroomWolfwellguesswhatmjmccarthy83
  • amyforafact
      Amy ForAFact @amyforafact

    Guy at McDonald's: the usual?
    Me: oh god! My cover's been blown!
    *punches him in face, sprinkles memory dust over him, goes home and cries*

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    beccafacexoTravesMcPunkxxnodoubtxx3419BillEmalberpdx_brunetteDamronDDJustUnstableMe
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    TravesMcPunkimurdaddy_JustUnstableMejoeraymond45ilikeyouguys
  • amyforafact
      Amy ForAFact @amyforafact

    I spend probably an unhealthy amount of time pondering which of my Facebook photos the media will use if/when I am murdered

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    beccafacexoFrameworkAutocoTravesMcPunkmissingblakesJustUnstableMedirtyCDNbitchmyjamesonTingyS
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  • amyforafact
      Amy ForAFact @amyforafact

    Bernard Tomic claims he's not being a wanker anymore, but the stripes he's cut into his hair say otherwise

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  • amyforafact
      Amy ForAFact @amyforafact

    Kevin James gives hope to basically everyone

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    TravesMcPunkBarDogDaveroadkill3xskwmgg____________Lakeoconeebldr____missingblakesJustUnstableMedirtyCDNbitch
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  • amyforafact
      Amy ForAFact @amyforafact

    when chocolate packets boast that they're resealable I'm like "yeah lol you clearly don't know me"

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    TravesMcPunkLakeoconeebldr____sofkurininjabaconpizza
  • amyforafact
      Amy ForAFact @amyforafact

    I'm feminist if by feminist you mean obsessed with the spice girls

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  • amyforafact
      Amy ForAFact @amyforafact

    Relationship status: Mum keeps casually mentioning that in this day and age lesbianism is a totally valid lifestyle choice

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    TravesMcPunkpatcasey72MissRileyTtwo1ohhbabydoll
  • amyforafact
      Amy ForAFact @amyforafact

    "Yeah dude I would totally turn gay for Beyoncé"
    "Umm I didn't ask of you would turn-"
    "In a heartbeat dude"

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@amyforafact

@amyforafact

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