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There is a spider in my room and I want to kill him, but at the same time I want him to like me.
Hurricane Sandy sounds like the name of a rock 'n' roll song from the 1950s about a feisty girl that all the boys think is "mighty dandy".
In case you're wondering what I'm up to: I just 'liked' Kinder Bueno on Facebook so I could enter a competition to win four Kinder Buenos.
I'm not saying that I want to see Edward Snowden shirtless, but I am saying that that Google Image search yielded nothing of use.
Lessons From 'Love Actually' - It takes approx. 2 weeks to (a) learn Portuguese (b) learn to play the drums & (c) get over your dead wife.
If you write "hahaha " as "ha ha ha" then I'm going to assume that this is your first time using the internet and/or you're a murderer.
“They’re gonna have to take me out feet first, or chop off my head.” - Good piece on @nytimes editor Jill Abramson: http://www.thedailybeast.com/newsweek/2013/07/31/good-jill-bad-jill-executive-editor-jill-abramson-queen-of-the-new-york-times.html …
#BREAKING #BREAKING #BREAKING The band Korn are growing corn inside their studio. http://www.tmz.com/2013/07/15/korn-growing-corn-paradigm-shift/ …
1. Jar of whispers
2. Pasta-shaped seashells
3. Basket of echoes
5. 24-pack of Heineken
ROSE OF TRALEE, 2014: "Amy, you're going to perform the spoken-word intro to Baby Got Back for us." "Yes. [clears throat] OH MY GOD, BECKY."
MY ADVICE TO K&W? If it's a boy, call him Artist and then change it immediately, so he can be known as The Prince Formerly Known As Artist.
HAHA, DID CATHERINE ZETA-JONES JUST SING, "DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING?" AND CONTINUE ON LIKE THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN?
Godmother of hip-hop // Hanger-on at @lecooldublin & @fomodub // Send marriage proposals to email@example.com