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There is a spider in my room and I want to kill him, but at the same time I want him to like me.
Hurricane Sandy sounds like the name of a rock 'n' roll song from the 1950s about a feisty girl that all the boys think is "mighty dandy".
In case you're wondering what I'm up to: I just 'liked' Kinder Bueno on Facebook so I could enter a competition to win four Kinder Buenos.
Lessons From 'Love Actually' - It takes approx. 2 weeks to (a) learn Portuguese (b) learn to play the drums & (c) get over your dead wife.
If you write "hahaha " as "ha ha ha" then I'm going to assume that this is your first time using the internet and/or you're a murderer.
HAHA, DID CATHERINE ZETA-JONES JUST SING, "DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING?" AND CONTINUE ON LIKE THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN?
"Maggie Smith could not be with us tonight, because why the fuck would she be?"
I bet Michelle & Barack are just ferociously sexting right now.
How many times do you think the word "adorkable" will be used in Mel Gibson's obituary? A lot, right?
"I'm a 34-year-old NBA center. I'm black. And I'm gay." - This is great. http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/magazine/news/20130429/jason-collins-gay-nba-player/#ixzz2RrswA7Kz …
It's Beyonce's world and we're all just living in it.
Feel like I may be "transBeyoncé". As in, I feel like I am Beyoncé trapped in a non-Beyoncé body?
Tommy Lee Jones seems like he really likes and get jokes. Tommy Lee Jokes, am I right?
"So, you jumped out of space? That don't impress me much" - Shania Twain
70% of the time if I say that I "know" a person, I mean that their Facebook photos are visible to the public.
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