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"OH MY GOD STOP STARING AT US" - Ohio
I know this isn't a fashion show, but McKayla Maroney. Girl. Your hair. What even. #olympics
Considering so many countries are wearing traditional outfits (not you, Czech Republic), shouldn't USA have worn sweatpants? #olympics
A girl just stomped by in shoes that cost more than my rent but there's toilet paper stuck to the bottom of one. So there's that.
Was just introduced to Wendy Thomas as "the person who pretends to be you on Twitter"
They should have Reba McEntire go backstage and teach Rihanna how to sing. #Idol
I wish I had known Obama's stance on GIF pronunciation before I voted for him
In a surprise twist, SCOTUS unanimously voted to ban marriage for everyone because "we are tired of hearing you plan your stupid weddings"
Stop it, iPhone. I have never texted the word "ducking" to anyone in my life. We both know what I'm trying to say.
If your scheduled tweets are still on, you are bad at your job.
Can't believe you guys have such strong feelings about cookie varieties. I will eat literally any cookie set in front of me. The end.
Social media @Wendys. Spaced out. Are you going to eat that?