“@westaytay: @hufflepoof  http://itcouldbeworse.tv/watch  :)” Nathan has currently fainted, can I take a message?

Lovely, @hufflepoof pic.twitter.com/xcBtnLIGpE

I want to watch a film and curl up and do nothing.

@qikipedia Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arghh.

My wand is 13 and a half inches, sycamore, with a phoenix feather core. Reasonably springy.

1channel has been hijacked. This is why we can't have nice things!

@maccy1392 @hufflepoof if Nathan brings the food around now then you can head over as and when?

@zuzuhi the bit in #parksandrec when Ron has the new round desk and the woman is talking to him and he just keeps spinning around ahahahaha

@hufflepoof @stevenispotter me too pic.twitter.com/n0oqfjlNgt

Showering with @hufflepoof pic.twitter.com/H7qiaYQpoL

@postoffice beautician - "exfoliate!"

I can honestly say that meeting @rossmenzies in the dark is, as one would expect, a terrifying experience.

“@omgfacts: The average human body contains enough fat to make seven bars of soap.” FIGHT CLUBBBB

I think this season of #CBB would be fabulous if a relevant @officialsteps song was played every time Claire did something.

I voted for @lanaparrilla! @fred_diblasio  http://www.tv.com/m/features/best-of-2012/vote/poll/SpecialFeatures:list:best-dramatic-actress …

Permanent look of disgust on my face because I'm awake.

Morgan Freeman should narrate everything. Forever.

I really want to watch Sweeney Todd.

“@criscasantos: #ProudEvilRegals @lanaparrilla http://t.co/lNYHRUnD #ALMA12” #ProudEvilRegals. You're the best, @lanaparrilla.

I think it's about time I dragged myself out of bed and did something productive.