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  • amyzesbaugh
      Amy Zesbaugh @amyzesbaugh

    I washed and put away the flannel sheets. If experience tells me anything, that means it will snow tonight.

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  • amyzesbaugh
      Amy Zesbaugh @amyzesbaugh

    My timeline is filled with people saying, “Goodnight!” and then tweeting for another hour.

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  • amyzesbaugh
      Amy Zesbaugh @amyzesbaugh

    I like to freeze leftovers for a month or two before throwing them away.

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  • amyzesbaugh
      Amy Zesbaugh @amyzesbaugh

    You’ve heard that breakfast is the most important meal of the day? Well, I inadvertently had two today. Starting to feel very important.

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  • amyzesbaugh
      Amy Zesbaugh @amyzesbaugh

    Saw a pink Hummer for the first time. The windows were tinted, so I couldn’t tell if Barbie or Ken was driving.

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    HulaBabee
  • amyzesbaugh
      Amy Zesbaugh @amyzesbaugh

    There’s nothing like unloading most of the dishwasher and then realizing the dishes are still dirty.

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  • amyzesbaugh
      Amy Zesbaugh @amyzesbaugh

    Saw a billboard advertising Quaker Steak & Lube, which sounds like a really bad oatmeal flavor.

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  • amyzesbaugh
      Amy Zesbaugh @amyzesbaugh

    A friend is taking me out to lunch to “discuss something.” I hope she doesn’t want one of my kidneys.

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  • amyzesbaugh
      Amy Zesbaugh @amyzesbaugh

    My 8yo made pancakes for me. I just had to get out the ingredients, pour oil in the pan, flip the pancakes, and heat up the syrup.

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  • amyzesbaugh
      Amy Zesbaugh @amyzesbaugh

    I can’t wait for Talk Like a Valley Girl Day, fer sure, fer sure! That’ll be grody to the max.

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    kidarainbowspaul_shinnMacAnnabellale_skillsManginaMcCooljeanievilleCheeseboy22CatnapMaven
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  • amyzesbaugh
      Amy Zesbaugh @amyzesbaugh

    Had the “Georgia O’Keeffe Flower Paintings” talk with my kid.

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  • amyzesbaugh
      Amy Zesbaugh @amyzesbaugh

    Made it to the Post Office two minutes before they closed. This must be how my kids feel when they beat a level in a video game.

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  • amyzesbaugh
      Amy Zesbaugh @amyzesbaugh

    I have to eat six about-to-expire yogurts today. Talk about culture shock.

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  • amyzesbaugh
      Amy Zesbaugh @amyzesbaugh

    My family wants to eat dinner again tonight. This is getting ridiculous.

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  • amyzesbaugh
      Amy Zesbaugh @amyzesbaugh

    Me: "Take a rice cake with you. They don't go bad." My son: "They don't go good either."

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  • amyzesbaugh
      Amy Zesbaugh @amyzesbaugh

    I was surprised when 3 teenagers rang the bell and asked to see their dad. Luckily they belonged to the contractor. Hubby lives another day.

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  • amyzesbaugh
      Amy Zesbaugh @amyzesbaugh

    An inspirational tweets account unfollowed me after a few hours. Guess they could tell I already have my act together.

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  • amyzesbaugh
      Amy Zesbaugh @amyzesbaugh

    A friend who is nine months pregnant came over last night. I made her sit on a tarp.

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  • amyzesbaugh
      Amy Zesbaugh @amyzesbaugh

    Saw a car with a wreath and candy cane on its grille. Now I feel bad. I usually just give my car a fresh tank of gas for Christmas.

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  • amyzesbaugh
      Amy Zesbaugh @amyzesbaugh

    Found a pedometer I bought two months ago. So that’s a step in the right direction.

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@amyzesbaugh

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