@mattglions put a shirt on before you start giving advice...... 😊

..I need real food.. and carbs and bacon..

..so. apparently since I think ppl should stop freaking out about innappropriate jokes, that means I support rape culture.. #MakesSense 👀

RT @mama_to_4: Sometimes the best, most empowering word you can learn to utter is "no".

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@burk992 @fromannoodles @hereliesmoon um yeah. Lol you were too busy putting screwdrivers on TBs roof

@burk992 that's much #burkier

..some of you are real assholes when it comes to politics.. think u can do better? try it. THEN disrespect the president. if you so desire..

..soo. how'd you come up with your username?..

..you rt wayyyyyy too much.. yeah you.. 👇 PS dont rt this..

@douchytombrady the only reasons youre getting away with that are: youre drop dead gorgeous. and Tom Brady.

@joncanttweet gotta proofread, bro

..so fresh and so clean clean..

..harriett mothereffing tubman.. !? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@burk992 oh chris burk. you never disappoint.

@ottoman89 free booze is the best booze

@idrug its pretty sad how pathetic most fbers are. "i ❤ my life" "i have the most wonderfullest nicest cutest bf evarrr!" 👀👀👀 yea ok. lol

..EX: I filed this divorce while i had a job but now (1mo into it) I'm gonna quit my job so he has to pay me more $$ to raise our two kids..

..how are you eligible for food stamps if you make $1500 a month?..

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