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You say beyonce i say METALLICA you say britney spears i say METALLICA you say kanye i say METALLICA rt if you are in metallica
You have a scale 1-10 assessing physical attractiveness? weird i have a similar scale for how many dragon shirts you have. your a 10 dude
reminder that there is an indian restaurant in asheville with the motto of "namaste yall"
FELLAS: ladies not likin the jokes? feemales being 2 sensitive? try locking yourself in a cold dark room and never leaving, you fucks
SUMMER IN SUMER 2012: gilgaMESH tank tops, BRONZE AGE tans, fertility rituals ";)" this summer no one can MESOPO-TAME YA'
I used to be a Lit major which means that i studied why my car is in the front lawn and why im sleeping with my clothes on
reminder that at my first job a deer burst through a window, knocked over the lottery machine and 50 salsa jars then burst another window
Today On Dr Phil: My Son Smoked Weed And Now Hes P Sure Hes A Ghost
~*BEEP BEEP~* U GOT HIT BY THE SEXTY TRUCK! SEXT THIS TO TEN OF YOUR FRIENDS OR ELSE YOULL FALL ON A SPIKE AND DIE
we are the twerking class, death to the bootygeoisie, this is ass warfare
sext: wait i didnt mean to send that to twitter help how do you delete tweets
WITCH [Women's International Terrorist Conspiracy from Hell]
burzum is in for a "kvlt"ure shock once he meets his new cellmate!!! life truly HAS new meaning!! starring varg vikernes, jimmy buffett
um excuse me they are BEANIE BABY TRADING CARDS and NO they are not "For Babies", what the fuck does that even mean
THIS IS THE CHILLZONE. FREINDS AND BABES ALWAYS WELCOME. ALL ENTITIES IDENTIFYING AS DAD MAY NOT ENTER UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH
#dear14yearoldself i am ozymandias, king of kings, look upon me ye teenaged and despair *backflips out window singing Jack and Diane*