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My wife is a wonderful woman. Despite this morning's argument, she took the time to pack me a nice lunch of crow and humble pie.
In America, an atheist smoker has the socio-political standing of a pedophilic, terrorist serial killer.
Never cave to the accusatory looks from a brigade of empty bottles.
Show strength. Else, they own you. Like a prison bitch.
Show strength. Else, they own you. Like a prison bitch.
12 year age gap between wife & I rarely matters, but we avoid talking about 1973, when I was losing my virginity & she was learning to walk.
Ascetic Jew is crucified. Refuses to stay in tomb. Escapes. Leaves. In thanks, people eat his body & blood. Makes perfect sense
A slug-like, fishy creature crawls out from the primal ooze.
Evolution repeats itself every morning.
Evolution repeats itself every morning.
Guidelines for the mind:
1. Never restrain it.
2. Never overestimate it.
3. Never assault others with it.
1. Never restrain it.
2. Never overestimate it.
3. Never assault others with it.
Coming home, after day at work & evening drinking, to a loving family is amazing. Especially when the locks aren't changed.
If someone ever tells you you're "too smart for your own good" it's not *your* good they're concerned about.
The only thing worse than hearing Styx "Come Sail Away" in a store?
Humming along involuntarily, sson followed by seething self-hatred.
Humming along involuntarily, sson followed by seething self-hatred.
Atheism is a series of chores from which there is no salvation or promise of later heaven. No help or hope. As life requires. #atheism
I'm not sure anyone took me seriously at that meeting. Too casual, I suppose.
Next time I'll wear my business lederhosen.
Next time I'll wear my business lederhosen.
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