Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Gold man-sacks? Won't they be heavy and clang together when you walk?
Bidet? Cool! (sits)
What's this button for? (Presses it)
AAAGH! STRANGER DANGER! I NEED AN ADULT!
1) Conductor directs musicians. 2) Musicians play instruments. 3) Orchestra plays you.
Todd & the Book of Pure Evil is super campy but great comedy! Musical episode where Chris Leavens outsings the kids with "Fuuuuck Yoooou"!
Yo mamma's so dirty, her camel toe has a foot fungus.
I ask for the key for the men's room.Hostess hands me a key attached to a ruler. Then she got all weird when I told her the measurement.
Little known philosophy fact: Ferdinand de Saussure burned to death in a signifire. He got signifried. The spot's marked with a little sign.
Story pitch: Danny DeVito as a fake psychic jailed for fraud. He finds his powers are real and escapes. Title:Small Medium At Large.
Enjoy the vapors of stupidity that boil off my vat of wisdom. Laundry opinions are my own; for real world laundry problems, consult a qualified laundrotologist