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Coffee after 10pm : rookie mistake.
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
"You know I can always turn you on by touching you in two different places simultaneously" --me, to my freeze phone.
Today is discreetly-give-everyone-the-finger-day. I assume.
Going to travel agent, need to book anything going through bermuda triangle for my bf.
A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.
A friend told me that I could read her like a book.| Well It was a very simple children's book w/ lots of pics and not many words, indeed.
Me: Am I that lazy?? Him: You're not lazy. Your effort is just below the minimum level. >> Your semantics are not helping, baby.
I don't hate you. I'm just not particularly excited about your existence.
At any given time my relationship to coffee can perk me up when I'm down and help keeping me awake by making me urinate constantly.
Facebook: Making humble-brag easy since 2004.
Waiting for someone else to make you happy is the best way to be sad.
Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's my number. So call me, maybe? - call me maybe.
Subtext of 80% of my texts: Yes, we can go out sometimes. Lemme check my calendar for the month of Probably Never. See if I can fit u in.
“If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything.”
― Malcolm X
Motivation doesn't install itself. Apparently.
Hello, fairway. Meet my irons.
No animals are harmed in the making of my thesis. I wish I could say the same about humans.
After tonight, I'm now in the cult of Fiorucci. The dresses are simply irresistible.
Some people are actually born to be karmic punishment for some really bad things I did back then.