IMAGINE if twitter, facebook, and msn all broke at the same time. we might have to actually get lives.

wagner should have sang 'i whip my hair back and forth.' I WOULD HAVE VOTED SO MANY TIMES.

RETWEET THIS IF YOU WERE BORN ON YOUR BIRTHDAY.

❒Taken ❒ Single ✔ FOREVER ALONE.

It annoys me that everyone on earth knows Justin Bieber, yet people who are so much more talented than him are virtually unknown.

I JUST WANT FREDDIE AND COOK AND EFFY AND PANDORA AND MAXXIE AND CHRIS AND TONY AND SID AND ANWAR BACK.

Saying 'Never' to Justin Bieber cause you're a fearless bastard.

please snow please snow please snow please snow please snow please snow please snow please snow please snow please snow please snow.

Hate when I write a tweet, thinking it'll get tons of retweets cause it's quite funny, and then NONE.

I'm not robert Pattinson's biggest fan ever, but i hate how everyone assumes he's gonna wreck a movie just cause he plays edward cullen..

RETWEET THIS IF YOU ARE BETWEEN THE AGES OF 0 AND 100.

i care way more about the fact that Harry Potter comes out tomorrow than I do about Prince William getting married.

facebook has changed into cartoon network.

omg. james corden might be replacing piers morgan on BGT. THIS IS THE BEST NEWS EVER.

#wecanallagreethat #ndubzfollowme is the saddest TT ever.

The bad thing about Matt winning is that everyone's gonna be raving about biffy clyro when they dont even know the real name of the song.

no doubt there will be a "i found it hard to cope when facebook was down 23/10/2010" facebook page soon.

that awkward moment when you don't know if someone's a man or a woman.

#thingsimiss being 7 years old and not having anything to worry about.

zac efron and vannessa hudgens have been going out too long. she should let someone else have a turn.