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She doesn't reply to your first 3 texts? Keep trying, stud! If girls love anything, it's persistence
If you're a grown man still yelling at girls from your car, you need to re-evaluate your life
"Remember habbo hotel? Some guy told me he wanted to pee in my mouth so I left"
A few chunks of fruit in my jam, ok, fine, sure. A strawberry in its entirety? Get your shit together, Smuckers.
First time in Boston, but I've seen The Town like 50 times so I'm basically qualified to be a tour guide
@nick_dodds Curious as to what other "frictional" characters are on the list
@felipecepero my mistake, you are the all knowing king of twitter and humour as a whole. Forgive my momentary lapse of judgment.
Couldn't resist posting a photo of my new friends at school. We have fun: http://t.co/7IRU1CPV
"I morphed mine and Adam Levine's faces together to see what our kids would look like.. They were NOT cute." - Amara Hugar
"And you're flossing regularly?" If by regularly you mean once ten minutes before this appointment, then yes I am
Thank God you put "work" or "gym" in your status, or else I would have msged you! How embarrassing would that have been!
I think it'd be easier to quit smoking rather than willingly walk away from a bag of chips
local business owner, former siamese twin, cat enthusiast, writer & pathological liar
