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I'll always remember November 24 as the day I got to use the word "Pimpmobile" in an obituary.
I got a new job, y'all. I'm really excited with a dash of nervous and a smidge of scared. CHANGE, you know? Brings out all the feelings.
Sometimes I can't figure out if I was born with it or if it's Maybelline.
I'm hosting a humor reading series called For Serious. @carmanavenue, @woozle and bunch of other funny people. 10 pm. 5950 Ellsworth Ave.
I'm sure if my cat could talk he'd say, "Your singing voice is just like @nekocase." And I would say, "Thank you."
Oh wow. I really respect This American Life for being honest with their listeners and owning up to this. http://t.co/pcL75LHa
I did an obit yesterday that ended with the line "Also survived by his Facebook friends." This is the future, everyone.
I never got to go work with my parents so that's why I don't know how to work.
@abbykuftic April 1 and you're gonna pull a giant pillow out from under your shirt. CALLING IT NOW.
I downloaded Anne of Green Gables on my phone and I read it one chapter at a time while waiting in lines. Best decision in 2013 so far.
Be sure to keep an eye out in 2013 for my memoir, "'Yeah, I'll Apply To Grad School Next Year' and Other Lies I Tell Myself".
I can't wait 'til half of America moves to Canada so I can keep all the pre-existing conditions to myself.
So if I kick it and my obit says, "Andrea is survived by more than 800 followers", I hope people think I was the leader of a small army.
Have I prepared for the new year? I already flossed my teeth because I know I'll be too drunk to do it later, so I'd say yes, definitely.
I wonder if the 1 out of 5 Americans who think Obama is a Muslim are the dentists who don't recommend Trident.
Do they still pass out those Scholastic book order forms or did the Internet take that away too?
YOLO while makin' 'em ROFLMAOLOL.
