Lie of the day. @sallykohn saying Republicans are trying to surpress the votes. Only the illegal ones, Sally. Your nose is growing

"@amyvrwc: RT @melissatweets: RT @jeffemanuel: Win. | I think @piersmorgan just got pwned. on Twitpic  http://twitpic.com/biw5po "snap

Heard about movie "Occupy Unmasked"? @stephenbannon will B on Becker & Kaye to discuss next Tuesday!

When Paul Revere warned "the British are coming", who knew he referring to Piers Morgan?

McCain is strutting around DC like he has something 2 B proud of instead of the guy who gave us O #tcot pic.twitter.com/Nbj8JIyEDW

The war on white people #tcot #lnyhbt pic.twitter.com/b9n6HD8mmg

"Why is what happens in another woman's bedroom 0% my business but 100% my financial responsibility"? CW #tcot

@georgewhitejr @wagnergirle @steveatgod247 @slmiller222 @teamfollowwacky @1greyridinghood @american1st @spdrman59 @cyberceas Hey all!

As Isaac heads to NOLA, I'm not thinking about Katrina, but BP oil spill Obama ignored for 10 days while he golfed and attended fundraisers

With my Co-host Pickles in the studio! pic.twitter.com/NSGk5u8fqP

Stocked up on pop tarts today. You never know when a rapist is coming through the door! #tcot

As Judge Judy would say, "Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining". Stop the nonsense http://t.co/Pm1V0vJS

Roberts is right about ONE thing. We must stop expecting any court to save us from stupid voting. Blame the asshats who voted for Obama!

Beckel says the recovery is here! I'm as giddy as Pelosi bragging about how she could have arrested Rove!

"Poo Slinging Marxists of the Occupy movement" @michellemalkin #speakitsister

@actress_bonita @javajoemyspace @karen_pecora @irish_in_la @samuelwhiskey @davidshabot1 GM!

Happy Good Friday tweeps!

No, Jeb Bush. Repubs aren't anti immigrant we're anti libtard and that means u won't get my vote. EVER #tcot #lnyhbt

Poor Chuck Todd. His man crush crushed him today for "back talking" him. #Sniffsniff #tcot

"Are u Karl Rove Candidate"? The new litmus test #tcot