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@Caissie @finslippy As the lone Jew here I will take it upon myself to find the least drafty restaurant with the best early-bird special.
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@tonyfaulkner RT: If I were to get a forehead tattoo it'd be the backwards AMBULANCE, so people would see me in the rearview and let me pass
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@Caissie I think if I were to get a forehead tattoo it'd be the backwards AMBULANCE, so people would see me in the rearview and let me pass.
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Well, if Jesse James was going to cheat on Sandra Bullockat least he had the good sense to do it with a woman with a tattoo on her forehead.
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If you enjoy snark, prime-time tv, and crying, you're invited to join my ANTM fantasy league. Scoring starts tonight! http://bit.ly/aI2Qcy
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I will say this: the paper on which jury duty summonses are printed? Surprisingly water-resistant.
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And I'd like to invite you all to join me next year at #sxsw for my panel "Gutenburg Wept: the iPhone, the Can, and the Death of Print."
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Print media truly died when the iPhone made it possible to bring basically any reading material ever written into the bathroom with you.
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SO to 4yo: Guess what? Me: Chicken butt. SO to 4yo: I love you. 4yo to me: He always says that. [To SO:] You're supposed to say chicken butt
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Spring cleaning! My technique is to start with the least-used room & really get up in there and rip it apart until it's a much bigger mess.
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Album published as a book - a beautiful idea that could help save both industries. http://bit.ly/aikb /via @meandmybigmouth & @kristinhersh
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THE INTERNET has been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize? Have the Nobel judges MET the internet?!?
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They installed motion-sensitive lights in the ladies room. You know what that means... BATHROOM DISCO.
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I realize that never "playing" Foursquare means I will never be elected the mayor of Starbucks, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
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Every time I hear someone say "MIT" in conversation, I am compelled to follow it with "...kay ee whyyyy" in a sing-song voice in my head.
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4yo: thumbs up to Rachael McAdams, thumbs down to SJP's Chanel number. This from a person in cow-print top, purple poodle skirt, red cape.
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